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5G officially charged with committing war crimes in Syria

12/4/2020

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The International Criminal Court (ICC) has today announced that it will be bringing charges of war crimes against the wireless communication technology known as 5G, after damning photo evidence emerged late last night.
 
Accusations around 5G’s participation in several global conflict sites had long been theorised but was unable to be corroborated until the recent evidence had surfaced.
 
“This is a great day for justice around the world,” said ICC judge Chile Eboe-Osuji.
 
“We’ve been tracking 5G for months now, but today’s announcement means we can strike a real blow against evil in the world”.
 
5G stands accused of a multitude of other crimes, including cattle rustling, real estate fraud, causing the entire COVID-19 pandemic, poisoning the watering hole, and general unpleasantness.
 
“5G has left hundreds of thousands – if not millions – of victims in its wake. We’re looking forward to taking this bastard down.”
 
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