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Doctors: Dangerous levels of vibes going unchecked

1/2/2020

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To add to the growing threat of the global COVID-19 pandemic that is killing thousands around the world, top doctors and scientists are also reporting that vibes are going unchecked at worrying rates.
 
“As a healthcare professional and a mother, I’m exceedingly worried about the effects large amounts of unchecked vibes could have on the people of New Zealand,” said Dr Ingrid Davenport, a virologist.
 
“We’re urging all Kiwis to check the vibe of everyone they know, from their close friends and family, to casual acquaintances – especially the elderly”.
 
Dr Davenport went on to say that vibes left unchecked for too long could lead to several severe side-effects, including a bad buzz and poor form.
 
“It’ll take a lot of effort, but we can get through these challenging times if we work as a crew.”
 
Dr Davenport’s next project is working on the potentially devastating side-effects of not being able to kiss the homies goodnight, due to the nationwide quarantine.
 
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