Everyone still remembers that embarrassing thing you did all those years ago

Everyone in your life would like to remind you that despite it occurring all those years ago, they still clearly remember that really embarrassing thing you did; almost as if it happened yesterday.


“Oh yeah, it’s still quite vivid in my mind, actually,” said your best friend. “We still have a good laugh about it whenever you’re not around, to be honest!”


“I could never live that kind of thing down – if it were me, I’d probably leave the country, to be honest!”


While there’s no firm number on exactly how many people remember that thing you did, the number is definitely growing. In last checking, at least a dozen more people had heard ‘rumours’ about what happened, while your grandparents are now refusing to look you in the eye.


While no-one has been able to get ahold of your medical records to confirm or deny anything, several people do have strong memories of exactly what happened.


“I still can’t believe that those specific sequence of events occurred! I mean, what are the odds?!”


“I think I lost a little bit of faith in humanity that night – I certainly didn’t feel as though there was a God after the dust had settled!”


“I’m sure you broke at least one law, absolute minimum.”