Facebook University announces record numbers of medical school graduates

It was a very happy day for students of Facebook University, as thousands graduated today from Facebook’s medical school, now fully versed and experts in all fields of health, well-being and medicine.
 
“As an educator, it certainly is very rewarding to see all your hard work pay off like this,” said Senior Lecturer Vladimir Zuckerberg.
 
“Just think; in no time at all, our students will be out in the field, spreading their special strain of medical knowledge like, well, a virus, I suppose”.
 
Many of today’s graduates are expected to take up residency in your local community news Facebook group, where they will immediately prescribe a course of absolute nonsense and pseudo-science bunk.
 
Today’s numbers are set to followed up by a similar announcement from Facebook University’s Law School, as thousands more are set to begin prosecuting the Chinese government for illegally infusing bats with 5G or some bullshit like that.
 
MORE AS IT DEVELOPS.