Fake News pileup on the Information Superhighway leaves millions under-educated

​Tragedy struck along the Information Superhighway today, with a several-story pileup of Fake News, leaving millions of people stranded and under-educated.
 
The crash, believed to have originated from a dodgy Russian vehicle, has been forecast to cost the general public several millions of dollars in repairs.
 
An immediate impact of the crash has seen millions of people across the globe being suckered into believing bogus and untrue news reports, especially your crazy uncle who shares those conspiracy theory articles on Facebook.
 
“Obama bin Laden’s putting chemicals in the water that makes the frogs gay! Benghazi! Chemtrails!”
 
Experts forecast that it may take up to 20,000 years until humanity can safely overcome the toxicity of the incident, an amount of time similar to the site of the Chernobyl nuclear disaster.
 
A representative of the United States government has said that everything is “fine”, and that the Russian vehicle involved was, in reality, a “fine piece of engineering” and “a real testament to the Russian people’s ability to fix things.”
 
“Believe me! Bigly!”.