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Kim Kardashian-West named as Trump’s new Press Secretary

14/6/2019

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After Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ announcement that she was stepping down as Donald Trump’s Press Secretary, the American President has moved quickly to announce her replacement - socialite and reality television star Kim Kardashian-West.

“I’ve been a fan of Kim’s since I saw her in a low-budget film with Ray-J a few years ago,” said Trump in a statement scrawled in crayon on White House letterhead.

“She really showcased her assets for that important project - I’ve got a position or two for her that I think she’ll fit.”

In a statement of her own, Kardashian-West said she was looking forward to working with the White House to the betterment of all Americans.

With her ever-developing background as a law student, Kardashian-West said she was hoping to develop positive race relations in the USA.

“I have a mixed-race family at home, and now I have an employer who’s the shade of pumpkin soup. If I cannot solve America’s deep-seated race issues, no-one can.”

Although it had yet to be confirmed, Washington insiders report that Kardashian-West’s husband Kanye was eyeing up a position as Donald Trump’s social media manager and hype man.
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