Man discovers passion for environment and clean eating minutes after matching hot vegan girl on Tinder
Local man Cody Lee (27) has today come to the realisation that he does, indeed, care deeply about the state of the natural world and is bothered by modern farming practises only mere minutes after matching with a hot vegan chick on Tinder.
“Nah, it’s been something that’s been on my mind for ages, ae.” said Lee, not really convincing anyone.
“I’ve always been an animal lover, only now it’s just that I don’t cook them”.
In the moments since matching with the vegan girl, Lee has already pledged to switch to an all-natural diet, walk to work each day and reduce the length of his showers by half.
“Hey guys, we’ve all got to play our parts! Did you know that if we all switched off lights we weren’t using, we could save so much energy, guys! SO! MUCH! ENERGY!
At the time of reporting, Lee had yet to hear back from his match, but according to sources, he’s confident of hearing back from her before this time tomorrow.
"Just a matter of time, y'know? The universe will give back to me what I put in!"