According to reports from North Dunedin today, local student Nick Morrison made a real ass of himself at a party on Saturday night by showing his inexperience around weed.
Morrison, 18, was offered a bong at a house party on Dundas Street. Sources confirm he thanked the person, before lifting it to his lips and taking a quick swig of the bong water.
“Mmm, yeah... awesome,” Morrison had said. “I’m really getting that dank rush. This is a real killer bud, bro”.
Morrison then handed the bong back, before excusing himself to the bathroom.
When contacted for comment, Morrison claimed he was too intoxicated to remember his actions on the night.
“Nah, bro... I’d had like... FOUR Woodstocks, so I was pretty out of it by then, ae”.
“I’ve got a totally wicked hangover, too. I’ve had a whole bottle of blue Powerade already haha”.