In a statement released today that literally no-one asked for, Simon Ewing, a local furry sex animator, put forward his thoughts on women’s reproductive rights in a 35-minute vlog titled “Why LITERALLY ALL Women Are Sluts”.
The video begins with Ewing (34) at his desk, detailing all the different ways that women have ‘hurt him’, before saying that they all deserve ‘what they get in the end’ and that he’s ‘such a nice guy’.
“All I’m saying is, since feminism became ‘a thing’, nice guys like myself have found life tough. It’s almost like they think that they’re too good for us, or something.”
“And yet despite all this, they’ll still date CHADS who are only into them for their looks. So fucking shallow.”
Ewing, notorious for his illustrations of furry porn and reimagining of children’s cartoons in sexual situations, has said on several instances that he ‘prefers’ 2D women, as they ‘cannot betray him’.
At the time of reporting, Ewing’s video has 19 views, four comments telling him to ‘keep up the good work’, three spam comments offering boner pills and one comment from his mum, telling him to clean up his basement bedroom.