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Pornhub report reveals your fetish is weird

27/5/2018

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After another year of crunching the numbers and analysing data, Pornhub have released their report for the year, confirming that your fetish is weird and that you should take a good, hard look at yourself.


“Hey, we understand,” said Pornhub’s Head of Statistics and Data, Casey McDonald.


“We all go a bit deeper down the rabbit hole than we’d like to admit sometimes, but my God, the kind of stuff you’ve been watching... Jesus...”


“We can all get behind some foot stuff every now and then, or may even an armpit video or two, but we had to make sure our team wore gloves while reviewing your data”.


McDonald confirmed that several changes had been implemented in the Pornhub offices since the report’s release.


“Not only have we bought in mandatory counselling sessions for those most affected by all this, but we’ve also installed a ‘Safe Search’ filter on their computers, for the PTSD”.

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