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Report: Peeing with boner more difficult than childbirth

2/8/2018

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Scientists from around the world have confirmed today that peeing with a boner is, in fact, more difficult and traumatic than childbirth.


The announcement, coming from the Global Science and Technology headquarters in Maryland, America, said that the announcement comes after years of research and investigation.


“It’s been a long-held theory,” said a GST spokesperson. “We’re just glad that we’ve played our part in proving it once and for all!”


“Today is truly a great day for science!”


According to the report, the pressures of accurately directing the stream of urine was nearly three times as stressful than a standard childbirth.


The report went on to add that despite having ample evidence to prove their hypothesis correct, you should – under no circumstances – EVER tell a woman this; especially if she is pregnant.


The spokesperson went on to add they were having trouble with conducting their latest experiment of which hurts more: childbirth or a kick in the nuts.


“We’ve found plenty of women who are willing to have a child for the experiment, but no men seem to be willing to take a shot to the nuts.”


“I guess that answers that question, too, when you think about it...”
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