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Trump's Impeachment Reaction: "I Don't Even Like Peaches!"

20/12/2019

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American President Donald Trump has wasted no time reacting to the news that the House of Representatives have voted to impeach him, releasing a statement today saying that he is 'not a fan of peaches' and he 'hadn't even eaten a peach before'.

In his full statement, Trump went on to slam those in the media who were reporting on the result of the vote, saying he was the victim of the 'worst witch hunt in the history of American politics'.

​"Imagine saying a man of my stature would be a fan of fruit and vegetables like peaches!"

"No other American president has undergone such a disgusting level of harassment" he added, conveniently forgetting the four Presidents who were assassinated while in office.

"I know that my supporters are smart enough to see through this Fake News".

More to come. ​
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